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Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
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