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Do IT NOW. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never.
I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.
If you earn your bread well. There will always be people around you to apply butter.
I like sleeping because it’s like being dead, without the commitment.
Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.
The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember & remembers what we want to forget.
I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
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