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Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination..
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
I am still waiting for someone to prove that waiting all this while, is worthwhile.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them
i am a slow walker but i never walk backwards…
Anyone who has never made a mistake his never tired anything new.
Sometimes me think what is friend? and then me say, friend is someone to share the last cookie with
Kill tension before tension kills you reach your goal before goal kicks you. live life before life leaves you….
You are the best thing that’s ever been mine..
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
When it’s time to let go, don’t doubt or hesitate, Good Bye to good is hello to Great!!!
Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear!!!!
Every guy always asks me: what does he have that i don’t? && i reply: [My Heart]
When i ask you to listen a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
Never expect things to happen, it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed..
Things in motion sooner catch the eye..
LIfe based on a big love towards the world is full and rich….
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