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Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms & conditions of any software.
An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. ;)
About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.
You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
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