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Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
One day someone is going to hug you so tight. That all of your broken pieces will stick back together…
A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other…
I don’t have time to hate people, who hate me. because i’m too buys in lving people who love me.
Dear math, I’m tired finding your “X” DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro. !
Be a good person, But Don’t Try To Prove.
Just because I moved on doesn’t mean I won’t be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.
i dont care if you talk about me behind my back because good or bad, my name is still in your mouth ;-)
Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)
Goodbye Past. You Made Me Cry, Made Me Laugh But Its Time To Move On.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
I don’t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination..
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
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