Clever Facebook Status

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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?

I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.

Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

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