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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, Gummy Bears Are Chasing ME. ONE IS Red, ONE IS Blue, ONE IS Peeing on MY Shoe. Now I’m Running For My Life Cause The Red One Has A knife!!!
What is love? In math: equation; in history: a war; in chemistry:a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: You
Pringles: The only chip company that doesn’t sell air.
I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together & I needed you?
Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic :)
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :)
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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