Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.

You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.

Best RElationship advice: Make sure youre the crazy One..

i don’t necessarily call it “crazy” i call it happiness with benefits”

Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!

I’m Mad at my self, not you, I’m mad for always being nice, I’m mad for apologizing for the things I don’t do, I’m mad for getting attached, I’m mad for thinking about you, But most of all I’m mad for… Not hating you, when I should..

I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart!!

People may think i’m crazy But really i’m just bored..

I love this crazy tragic sometimes almost magic awful beautiful life!!

Blanket on – Too Hot Blanket off- Too cold one leg out perfect until the demon from paranornal Activity grabs it and drags you through the hall.