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Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
At least I can still smoke in my car.
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.
Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
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