I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.

I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)

Facebook’s timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

yes i have a dirty mind, and you are in it…

All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with!!

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms :P :)

Things that shouldn’t be broken: 1) Hearts 2) Promises 3) Condoms

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, …………………….. it’s called a credit card.

I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)