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A fast beating heart doesnt always mean Love… A blushing face isnot always a sign that your inlove… Sometimes huboGLANG! HAHAH
A man died and sent to Heaven. God was surprised to see his Heart still beating. . God asked him, how come? The man replied, “I’m Dead but my Wife still lives in my Heart”. ;) <3 . . . The man was sent to Hell for over-acting! :D :P
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 four times. It’s that easy.
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
When your GF blocks u on facebook…… Its called an electronic divorce :)
If people could see the face I make when I read their facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me.
I love it when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.
Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a girls brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
It’s not true that I had nothing ON….. The radio was ON. :)
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
I hate when skinny girls say,”omg I’m so fat”. If you are fat does that make me a whale?
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.
The real reason women live longer than men b’coz they don’t have to live with women.
Don’t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain’t. :)
Job interview: Please tell us why you’d love to work for us? ME: I need money :)
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. :)
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