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Brighten the day of your friends by posting new facebook jokes every day. Jokes are for making every one laugh with you. Get the funniest facebook jokes of all times and share with friends on this platform. If you are in humorous mood then also make your friends smile by sharing funny facebook pranks with them. Here you will find the cool and unique facebook jokes status. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.How to make a woman go mmmmmmm all nite long? …………………….. with Duct Tape :)Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone’s mouth while they are talking?FACT: Kissing burns 5.4 calories a minute…… Ummm, wanna work out?Whatever you do always give 100% ….. Unless you are donating blood :)I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.I never let my best friend do stupid things … alone.We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up …….. after I finish laughing :)I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession. :)Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.Dear parents, we know money doesn’t grow on trees, that’s why we are asking you for it.I’m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.Instead of single as a marital status, it should read independently, owned and operated :)Congratulations … You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. LolzI really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday :)
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