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Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz
There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients :)
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent :)
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems.
Today’s Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME :)
The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.
I’m not sure how much longer I can hide the fact that I’m a robot.
You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. Lolz
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Insert coin to view my status messages.
Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P
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