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Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘K’ :)
You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make.
You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)
I haven’t slept for ten days, bcoz that would be too long.
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being.
Why do U think I SMS You? Is it because I care? Or I miss You? Or I love You? Or I need You? No ! It’s because I need a person for just time pass. :)
If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
I don’t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Taking revenge is wrong… very very wrong… But very very fun…
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It’s not fair that some men should be happier than others.
A hot secretary came angrily out Of boss cabin. Her colleague asked: What Happened? You went inside in a happy mood. She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
Hey, you have eyes, I have eyes, we have a lot in common!
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
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