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Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
I promised my friends that I wouldn’t date bad girls anymore.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you.
My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.
Insert coin to view my status message.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. :)
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”
My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
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