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Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
I’m In love with a child i h aven’t yet met….
Families With Babies, And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother’s love.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
Remz is looking up baby names.
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