Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

I’m In love with a child i h aven’t yet met….

Families With Babies, And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.

There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.

My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.