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You can’t have everything you want, but you can have the things that really matter to you.
That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.
When we have negative thoughts, we produce toxic responses in our body that make us sick. Make a conscious effort to change your thought patterns today for a healthier you tomorrow.
We all do things for people we love and that’s OK. But if you’re doing it consistently and all the time, you are enabling them not to be responsible.
Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? They are limiting their chance to find a soul mate, for example, ME.
You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
If you didn’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you have lost.
Once you make the decision to mave on, don’t look back. Your destiny will never be found in the rear view mirror.
That pain you feel: that’s life. The confusion and fear: that’s there to remind you that somewhere out there is something better and that is worth fighting for.
You may be born this way but that doesn’t mean you have to stay that way.
I don’t have ugly hand writing, I have my own font.
You may not be the perfect person, but you can show to him/her that you are the better one.
That awkward moment when you can’t decide if you are happy or sad .
You don’t fall in love with a woman while you are with her. You fall in love while you are thinking about her.
The past can’t see you, but the future is listening… Pay attention to your future.
War is better than love Because at the end of war you either live or die but at the end of love, you neither live nor die.
The world judges you by the decisions you make: never knowing the options you had to choose from.
Everyone has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.
To be in your childres’s memories tomorrow …….. You have to be in their lives today.
I will not stress myself out about things I can’t control or change.