I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everythings funnier when youre supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

What’s good about being single? you can always flirt with anyone. you can go anywhere without someone behind your back. you can do whatever you want. and what ‘s the best about being single? No one make you cry :) :)

Save water drink beer.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!