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If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won :)

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

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