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The only thing I gained so far in 2013 is weight :)

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED :)

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquitos are attracted to me.

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :D

Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)

Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

I am sure I have a defective iphone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” :)

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.


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