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Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)

Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)

Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)

Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them :)

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)

Friday is my second favorite F word.

For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)

I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)

Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.

Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

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