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The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D
The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I hate when I’m about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
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