Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.

Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door?

Of Course I talk to myself, because sometimes I need Expert Advice.

Don’t be afraid to fail because only through failure do you learn to succeed.

Don’t fear the enemy that attacks you, but the false friend that hugs you. Careful who you trust don’t be naive.

Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.

It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.

I wonder if I know the person who I am going to marry.

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore.

Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.

Respect peoples feelings. Even if it doesn’t mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.

Human beings are very strange. They have ego of their knowledge but, they don’t have knowledge of their ego.

I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

Best Friends: Make the bad times good and the good times unforgettable.